after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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