Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
