i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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