Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
