Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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