love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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