I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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