'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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