it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
These tits shall not be calmed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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