butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just want nice things and good sex
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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