So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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