summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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