no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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