Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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