what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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