Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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