I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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