His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm really busy with my period
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