I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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