508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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