This girl is more easily done than said...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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