They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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