therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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