That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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