I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
how drunk are you?
Several
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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