; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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