he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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