I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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