O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
