4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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