what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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