laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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