i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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