i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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