Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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