And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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