I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
