HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
