Having a random hookup so left but love u
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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