You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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