11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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