I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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