whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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