I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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