That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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