I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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