Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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