Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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