U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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