were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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