Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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