its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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