So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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