So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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