can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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