i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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