ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Randomize
