can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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